V-day: The test of Friendship!

11.30 pm :

After having panipuri,dahipuri,bhelpuri & few glasess of juices;I and Andy were walking back to hostel along the infinitely long road of IIT.Discussing things which we did and which we didnt.
Which we should have done and the ones which shouldnt have.
As every year Valentine day being just round the corner, infact its tomorrow!! We started to discuss our plans for the V-day!

I : Andy whts the plan for V-DAy?
Andy found having found this new girl in his office, so is very excited this time :)
Andy: I am gonna take her out for dinner.( Had nevr seen him so excited)
Andy: Shukla whts your plan?
I: I am going to test the friendship of all my female friends with my love :). I am going to check can our friendship survive this test of love.
Andy: What do u mean?
I: I will call every girl (friend) in my phone directory. and propose her. Kisi ne YEs Bol diya toh Balle Balle!!

NO bola toh 2 baatein hongi:

1) Girl will get angry, blah blah....( as we see in movies) and eventually start ignoring you.
2) Girl being "intelligent" kind hearted & a nice friend will talk to you nicely, explain things to you & will try to make things clear and will stay your friend forever.

So this will act as a filtering system, now you'll know who is worth being a friend and who is not!!
So judciously & intelligently make use of this V-day!


The next part is for those:

1) who are the saviour of our Nation and cultural values
2) People who are single, desperate to mingle, and highly frustrated!
3) 5th yr student@IIT. People who are totally broke.!

With Shiv Sena threating like every year, MNS( Raj thackrey's Party) also chipping in with voilent acts.
Its a good time to dress up as Shiv-sena/Bajrang Dal member. Go out & start thrashing and beating couples.Vent out your anger & frustration of being a single.
Take the revenge by beating your Ex's boyfriend.
STeal their belongings , come back to hostel and throw a booze party! Indian police being very punctual will arrive after you rushed off from the crime scene. :) So no tesnion!
All the blames,accusitions will be on the political parties!

For all those who already have a date can sing this song to your beloved:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmstelGQDuk

Ghost of a rose by Blackmore!

i cant love her anymore

Mama, Give me strength some more..
I can't feel her anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

There is nothing i can do.
I cant love her any more.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

I have been suffering for ages.
I can't bear it anymore.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

It's time to bid goodbye.
I Wont see her anymore...

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
.....

.......... Another edited version ( Knock Knock knockin on heavens door)

nothing last forever

i've seen rivers rise
seen mountains fall
seen endless vistas coming to an end
i've seen stars collide
heard oceans roar

so Many have come
So many have gone
Have never met any like you..
You are my power,my passion, my pain..

But nothing lasts forever
that's what i've always heard
all things good must end
you know it's true
i know what it means to lose a friend like you

But nothing lasts forever
but maybe some things do
forever is the way i feel for you
forever is the way i feel for you

i've seen man take
the world into their hands
and change it, mold it, to their point of view
i've felt the earth shake
seen men take a stand
and fight when it's the one thing left to do

nothing lasts forever
that's what i've always heard
all things good must end
you know it's true

nothing lasts forever
but maybe some things do
forever is the way i feel for you
forever is the way i feel for you


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