V-day: The test of Friendship!

11.30 pm :

After having panipuri,dahipuri,bhelpuri & few glasess of juices;I and Andy were walking back to hostel along the infinitely long road of IIT.Discussing things which we did and which we didnt.
Which we should have done and the ones which shouldnt have.
As every year Valentine day being just round the corner, infact its tomorrow!! We started to discuss our plans for the V-day!

I : Andy whts the plan for V-DAy?
Andy found having found this new girl in his office, so is very excited this time :)
Andy: I am gonna take her out for dinner.( Had nevr seen him so excited)
Andy: Shukla whts your plan?
I: I am going to test the friendship of all my female friends with my love :). I am going to check can our friendship survive this test of love.
Andy: What do u mean?
I: I will call every girl (friend) in my phone directory. and propose her. Kisi ne YEs Bol diya toh Balle Balle!!

NO bola toh 2 baatein hongi:

1) Girl will get angry, blah blah....( as we see in movies) and eventually start ignoring you.
2) Girl being "intelligent" kind hearted & a nice friend will talk to you nicely, explain things to you & will try to make things clear and will stay your friend forever.

So this will act as a filtering system, now you'll know who is worth being a friend and who is not!!
So judciously & intelligently make use of this V-day!


The next part is for those:

1) who are the saviour of our Nation and cultural values
2) People who are single, desperate to mingle, and highly frustrated!
3) 5th yr student@IIT. People who are totally broke.!

With Shiv Sena threating like every year, MNS( Raj thackrey's Party) also chipping in with voilent acts.
Its a good time to dress up as Shiv-sena/Bajrang Dal member. Go out & start thrashing and beating couples.Vent out your anger & frustration of being a single.
Take the revenge by beating your Ex's boyfriend.
STeal their belongings , come back to hostel and throw a booze party! Indian police being very punctual will arrive after you rushed off from the crime scene. :) So no tesnion!
All the blames,accusitions will be on the political parties!

For all those who already have a date can sing this song to your beloved:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmstelGQDuk

Ghost of a rose by Blackmore!